Fineee China

Chris Brown-ian politics aside, it’s undeniable that his music makes you wanna move.

This tune has no right to be as catchy as it is. It’s the perfect anecdote for a rainy, snowy, not-so-weathery day or night. It’s the ultimate aural and bodily expression of – I ain’t gotchu yet but it’s already gon’ HAPPEN. Not a case of “IF”  you’re mine, but “WHEN?”

Protip: try jamming out to this one in a crowded Beijing subway. Your chirpy fellow  passengers will think you’re absolutely bonkers. Ideal result? More space to dance. You’re welcome.

With choreography by Daniel Jerome and the SOREAL crew, what you’ve got coming your way is some snazzy swaggery stirred exquisitely with effortless cool. Damn straight I went there. The moves themselves are crispier than spring rolls and LOADED with unapologetic sexual FLAVA~

And yet, it’s not vulgar in the least.

All class and sophistication. Cooler than a cucumber.

The best thing is how you can FEEL the emotion and happiness of this piece. Raw essence of dance. Oh SNAP son! Those divas at the club stand NO CHANCE.

With choreography this dirty, how on earth do they keep their moves and that spankin wood floor so clean!?